Brought to you by the same masterminds behind such we-would-if-we-could-when-we-were-kids experiments as “Human Slingshot Slip and Slide,” this rope swing on a massive arch in sunny Moab, Utah, is exactly the sort of thing you’d want for the big boys and girls at your birthday party in the park. Watch and enjoy as these folks put rope and rock to good use.

As for the chicken-wing dancing on display halfway through the video?

Meh… we’ll give it to them.