Every day while walking down the street we have to keep our heads on a swivel for one reason and one reason only: aspiring longboarders.

Cocky, speedy, and completely out of control, we know that if we aren’t careful, we could be felled at any moment by these backpack-clad rolling titans of obliviousness. So we grow to be a little annoyed by their kind and, by proxy, the sport they practice with such mediocrity.

Well, we’re here to tell you: We are wrong. We’re sorry. When under the feet of true pros, longboarding is one of the coolest things we’ve ever seen.

One last thing though. Guys in this video: Would it be so much to ask you to do some sort of cross country tutorial or something? For the safety of the children and all mankind? We could help facilitate it even. Okay? Call us!