Are your speakers on? Do you hear little zapping sounds? Know what those are? A little audio feedback maybe? Nope. IT’S THE SOUND OF PEOPLE HITTING EACHOTHER WITH TASERS STRAPPED TO THEIR HANDS.

Really. Not kidding. This is a sport called “shockfighting”. This is actually a thing that exists and people do it.

The world will never again be the place you thought it was. Sorry if we’ve spoiled your innocence.