Weapons make the world a less safe place, sure, but they also look sweet and ensure that there’s always steak to eat. It’s not always a good idea to keep them around though, which is why you’ll want to instead keep a Bust A Bottlecap bottle opener handy at all of your upcoming holiday parties.
The (rather awesome) disclaimer tells you all you need to know on the safety side of things: “This product is not intended to be used as a weapon. Under normal use, this bottle opener will not cause serious injury.”
You can get an opener shaped like a 9mm pistol, revolver, blade, brass knuckles or (oddly) twin hearts for $25 and a grenade-shaped one for $28. A perfect stocking stuffer for the hunting nut in your life.