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Crossbow Snow Launcher Greatest Thing to Happen to Middle School Since Wedgies



Few things appear to be more peaceful than a quiet, windswept winter wonderland, but it’s all an illusion. A snow-blanketed field is actually a dangerous battleground, a place where you’re never more than a few steps away from taking a snowball between the eyes. The Crossbow Snow Launcher is the perfect secret weapon to whip out in these situations. Part stylized crossbow, part slingshot, this thing is all about visiting snowy vengeance upon your attackers. For just $39.99, you can have the satisfaction of knowing that you’ll be able to respond to incoming snowballs with some icy high-velocity return-fire.

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