Guitars are so 20th century. Aspiring singer-songwriters these days know that ukuleles are where it’s at. There’s nothing more indie than a guitar that’s not really a guitar. It’s irony! Hipsters love that stuff! Of course, irony is transformed when Transformers enter the picture.

As cool as you feel whipping out a ukulele at a rock show, it’s nothing compared to the awe-inspiring power of a ukulele with an Autobot head in place of the standard body. Only $550. Celentano Woodworks will also build you a custom job based on specs that you provide, but it can’t replace the “cool” factor of strumming your Autobot head uke as you sing Stan Bush’s “The Touch.”