Are you a member of the elderly community? Has your driver’s license been taken away by your pesky, worrywart kids? Do you enjoy an open air ride? If so, this souped-up scooter capable of reaching speeds up to 70 mph may be right for you!

We’re joking. No grandparent should own this. But, it’s pretty cool to know it exists and, if she wanted, blue-haired grandma Mable COULD get her ride on.